If you're a grown man, you've more than likely found yourself in this situation: it's 2 a.m., you've had enough booze to knock out Andre the Giant, and your bladder feels like an overfilled water balloon that could explode at any second. What do you do? Stumble to the bathroom, unzip those pants, and say a prayer. Because that urinal looks no bigger than a thimble (if you can even figure out, through your double-vision, which is the real urinal).
Sounds like fun, right? Now, you can relive that experience (minus the alcohol) anywhere with a new iPhone app. It's called 'iPeePee,' and it's not a joke, according to Pocket Gamer. The premise is pretty straightforward. You play a drunk guy trying to pee in the appropriate location. Unlike real life, your reward isn't dry pants or maintaining some dignity; it's a high score.
It's a wonder this app was approved by Apple, but apparently, urine is okay with the App Store overseers. (As we know, boobs and booty certainly are not.) There's no doubt 'iPeePee' will be a hit with the college crowd (as would any apps involving boobs and booty), especially since it costs a mere $.99. We can see it now: Fraternities across the nation using the app as a way to train lightweight pledges.


